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01 December, 2011

Information filters firewalls and the hazards of fallen trees.

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Word Count: 883      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $350.00

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THE TRAGIC TALE OF BIG BAD BEN

22 October, 2011

A tragically humorous poem or song about a duckshooter who ends up being the dead duck. Also available set to music.

Word Count: 507      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $250.00

Submitted by: Valentine Venimore | Categories: Humour & Satire, Animals

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THE PEACOCK AND THE KEA

22 October, 2011

An amusing poem or song about a meeting between a spectacular peacock and an intelligent kea. The battle between beauty and brains. Also available set to music.

Word Count: 403      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $250.00

Submitted by: Valentine Venimore | Categories: Humour & Satire, Animals

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PERFECT POSSUM

22 October, 2011

A whimsical poem or song about possums. "Perfection for a possum comes with tyre tread stripes." Also available set to music.

Word Count: 248      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $250.00

Submitted by: Valentine Venimore | Categories: Humour & Satire

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Part Of The Chain Gang

13 September, 2011

An Historic ceramic piece. The history of its use and surrounds. The pull on a toilet Cistern.

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Word Count: 1073      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $40.00

Submitted by: Peter Jacobs | Categories: Summer Reads, Humour & Satire, Home & Garden

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That much shorter daily commute

19 August, 2011

working from home has its ups and downs

Word Count: 773      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $150.00

Submitted by: Mark Webster | Categories: Humour & Satire

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Bowling Etiquette

07 August, 2011

A humorous tale when Mary insists that George wears coloured underpants to the Bowling Club

Word Count: 1192      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $60.00

Submitted by: Peter Jacobs | Categories: Fiction, Humour & Satire, Summer Reads

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It's In The Bag

04 August, 2011

Domestic bliss. Lost car keys and hearing aids, husband and wife banter that most people relate to.

Word Count: 1099      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $50.00

Submitted by: Peter Jacobs | Categories: Fiction, Summer Reads, Humour & Satire

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Meeting Trout Fishing in New Zealand in Rotorua

09 June, 2011

This story is about a personal journey involving trout fishing in New Zealand and how I came to arrive at the Rotorua A-Z Trout Fishing School this year. The story invokes the spirit of Richard Brautigan, and American author who created Trout Fishing in America as a character in a novel by the same name. So Trout Fishing in New Zealand becomes becomes not only a theme but also a character.

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Word Count: 945      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $120.00

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The Fashion Issue

14 November, 2010

A short look at Heidi Klum's fashion designers TV show and my take on it.

Word Count: 487      Licence: Syndication      Price: $20.00

Submitted by: Bruce Lightfoot | Categories: Humour & Satire, Humour & Satire

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The Fashion Issue

14 November, 2010

A short look at Heidi Klum's fashion designers TV show and my take on it.

Word Count: 487      Licence: Syndication      Price: $20.00

Submitted by: Bruce Lightfoot | Categories: Humour & Satire, Humour & Satire

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Too Much Sex?

10 November, 2010

a humourish look at our sexualized society of today

Word Count: 400      Licence: Syndication      Price: $20.00

Submitted by: Bruce Lightfoot | Categories: Humour & Satire, Humour & Satire

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Too Much Sex?

10 November, 2010

a humourish look at our sexualized society of today

Word Count: 400      Licence: Syndication      Price: $20.00

Submitted by: Bruce Lightfoot | Categories: Humour & Satire, Humour & Satire

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The Drinking Issue

10 November, 2010

Humourish slice of life look at the drinking issue, remembering my own early experience of youth drinking.

Word Count: 516      Licence: Syndication      Price: $20.00

Submitted by: Bruce Lightfoot | Categories: Humour & Satire, Humour & Satire

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The Drinking Issue

10 November, 2010

Humourish slice of life look at the drinking issue, remembering my own early experience of youth drinking.

Word Count: 516      Licence: Syndication      Price: $20.00

Submitted by: Bruce Lightfoot | Categories: Humour & Satire, Humour & Satire

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The Property Investor

10 November, 2010

humourish look at being a property investor, with a scarastic conclusion. An antidote to the belief property investors have it too good.

Word Count: 1143      Licence: Syndication      Price: $25.00

Submitted by: Bruce Lightfoot | Categories: Humour & Satire, Humour & Satire

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The Property Investor

10 November, 2010

humourish look at being a property investor, with a scarastic conclusion. An antidote to the belief property investors have it too good.

Word Count: 1143      Licence: Syndication      Price: $25.00

Submitted by: Bruce Lightfoot | Categories: Humour & Satire, Humour & Satire

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What does our driving say about our national character?

16 August, 2010

Our national driving behaviour is at odds with the 'easy going' Kiwi character we present to the world. At best, it increases congestion. At worst, it reinforces our position as a social and cultural backwater, writes Nick Houldsworth.

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Word Count: 1470      Licence: Syndication      Price: $35.00

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Dead Rats in the Kitchen

09 June, 2010

Story about the successful biological control of current rodent infestation.

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Word Count: 733      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $120.00

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Mrs Rat’s Return (Country Critters no 7)

26 May, 2010

Last of the series. Comments and story of Mrs Rat.

Word Count: 745      Licence: Syndication      Price: $50.00

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From Out of Left Field (Country Critters no 6)

26 May, 2010

A timely reminder to people about what happens if you're a sheep.

Word Count: 614      Licence: Syndication      Price: $50.00

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It’s a Tangled Web We Weave (Country Critters no 5)

26 May, 2010

A sad but humorous tale of a spider's quest for lasting love.

Word Count: 807      Licence: Syndication      Price: $50.00

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Mrs Rat Replies (Country Critters no 3)

26 May, 2010

The touching story of two wild bush pigs that find a home with a farmer. Incorporates a moral about the pitfalls of civilization.

Word Count: 518      Licence: Syndication      Price: $50.00

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The Pig Picture (Country Critters no 2)

26 May, 2010

Country Critters installment no 2. Humorous stories submitted by creatures of my acquaintance.

Word Count: 677      Licence: Syndication      Price: $50.00

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The Rats Tale (Country Critters No 1)

26 May, 2010

The first of my 'Country Critters' series. Short humorous tales told by the animals themselves and plagiarized by me.

Word Count: 648      Licence: Syndication      Price: $50.00

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The Devil came up to My Place

12 May, 2010

An account of a short meeting with Satan. Possibly fictional.

Word Count: 772      Licence: Syndication      Price: $80.00

Submitted by: Chris 'Worzel' Sellars | Categories: Columns, Humour & Satire

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The Magic Drawbridge, A Tale of Weal & Woe in Four Octets

28 March, 2010

This is a funny piece particularly lampooning the arrogance of IT experts who lack common sense. It is set in the Duchy of Mintz- Pyon in the Middle Ages and features Merlin, having newly mastered Infernal Transmogeny, Godforth Bowsting, his idiot apprentice and various people of sense.

Word Count: 3023      Licence: Exclusive      Price: $300.00

Submitted by: Spike Hegan | Categories: Industry, Humour & Satire

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